I SEE YOUr mom

(Talking about Rooster making a Samson chopper from Avatar out of legos)

Rooster: Ok, think I got the ducted fan arrangement worked out in LDD here... I probably will be doing it in crazy colours though...
River Fish Person: sweeeeeeet I can't wait to play with it in real life
Rooster: That's what she said
River Fish Person: O M G epic i am putting that on the blog
Rooster: Do itttt
River Fish Person: I'll do your mom too

Verbal sparring

Barricade and Angel are arguing jokingly. Now, Barricade, she is a fierce and dirty verbal opponent.

Moonracer to Angel: “Don’t start, she’ll just come back with something worse.”
Prowl, from out of nowhere: “Your mom came back with something worse”

Builders

On the subject of someone's house construction project:

Junpei: "Yeah, things go fast and smooth when you hired trained men to do the job."

In reference to lifestyle issues:

Mizuno: "FML"
Junpei: "You come over to my place I'll f*** your life!"

and, in reference to playing Modern Warfare while drinking:

Mizuno: "Let's try it intoxicated!"
Junpei: "You come over to my place, we'll try it intoxicated!"

One night at dinner

Bluestreak: "Men need looking after" (American translation: men need to be taken care of)
Prowl: "You gonna take that sitting down, Hoist?"
Bluestreak: "I took your mom sitting down."
Hoist: "....yes."


Ratchet, speaking of the steak: "This is a fine piece of flesh."
Pretty much everyone else at the table: "your mom is...."


Prowl, speaking of Huffer's personalized whipped-cream-distribution method: "He just filled my mouth up with it."

Bracelet instructions

Bluestreak asked me to put a bracelet on her (since it is hard to put one on yourself, you know). It seemed like she was about to say something after that, but she didn't, and I put it on. Then she said she HAD been about to give me instructions on how to properly connect the bracelet:

"I was going to say 'just put the big thing through the hole' but then I thought sometimes you just have to be quiet and let it happen."

Oh man. There are so many there I don't even know where to start.

Photos

Tonight was like one long 'your mom' joke, but one of the best involved a discussion of an enormous carrot I had once come across. The carrot was so large and...uh, 'interesting' looking, that I took some pictures of it.

Ironhide: Did you take many photos of it?
Me: Yeah, I took about ten photos of it, then I ate it.
Bluestreak: I took about ten photos of your mum, then I ate her.

"To do" list

I think we all know where this one is going:

and no, I didn't write that on there!