Photos

Tonight was like one long 'your mom' joke, but one of the best involved a discussion of an enormous carrot I had once come across. The carrot was so large and...uh, 'interesting' looking, that I took some pictures of it.

Ironhide: Did you take many photos of it?
Me: Yeah, I took about ten photos of it, then I ate it.
Bluestreak: I took about ten photos of your mum, then I ate her.

"To do" list

I think we all know where this one is going:

and no, I didn't write that on there!

Freelancer

Re: Sister's Post

Your mum hires in freelance binmen.

I hosed down your mum with fluid from a backpack sprayer.

and

The heavy machinery I used on your mum left a bit of a mess in one area of the park.