The costume

At the end of dog training class, trainer lady will tell us weird semi-related-to-the-topic-of-dog-training stuff. My friend 'Mirage' and I kind of zone out because its usually not all that fascinating. Trainer is talking about some charity event where a costume is involved. I perk up at the idea of a costume, but it soon becomes evident that only one person would be actually wearing the costume, a staff member. I turn to Mirage and whisper "but *I* wanted to wear the costume!" to which she replied "that's what she said." ZOMG

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That's a lot funnier when you are sitting there bored, I suppose XD